Arg, it be raining, ya bildge rat! Hurry and commandeer a pirate umbrella to keep you and your booty dry. Not that we ever doubted it, but when Pirates of the Caribbean came out, suddenly everyone knew pirates were the new black. (Including Kidorable, who makes an adorable kid’s pirate umbrella.) So now that you’ve figured out what your pirate name is and mastered ye pirate lingo, it’s time to get a scallywag’s umbrella to match. When the weather takes a turn for the worse, just unsheath your trusty skull and crossbone umbrella for shelter. Captain Jack would be so proud.

Pirate Umbrellas @ Amazon